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this ain't a scene,
it's a god damn arms raise
this ain't a scene,
it's a god damn arms raise
this ain't a scene,
it's a god damn arms raise

ME
Hoe Guo Kai
LianHua Primary School
River Valley Secondary High

Prefers: Food, Piano, PUP (Pull Up Party), English Songs, Physics!, Science, Self-Belief

Un-Prefers: Chinese, Chinese Songs, Crowd Followers, Unrepentant Noobs, Goat Cheese (YUCK!), Unflexible Doods

Names used: ZlaksaZ, Elitelaksa, BarneysBananas, t3hp4wnz, Hotballs, BarneysBalls, HotBananas (More to Come...)

Dreams: Pull up 18 times,
2.4km time to 11min,
Piano become pro-er,
Get all As,
Be nicer to everyone(?)

Great Videos!
Click on these ---> www.knoxskorner.com
Recommendations: "A Glass Of Water", "Dr.Bob saves the day", "Spiderman Spiderman", "Pancake Time", "Sniper Time", "Long Lost Brother", "RUBBER DUCKY OF DEATH"

This song got the best music Award ----> Sunrise, Sunset

Gay guy in Iraq!---->Iraq Subtitles

Do not offend this guy---->Angry Nintendo Nerd

Stand up comedian!---->Chinese and Indian

Cool Flash Slideshow. Best ever! --->1 and 2

Lol this woman sings dam PRO! MUST SEE!!! -->Ken Lee




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Sunday, October 11, 2009
PWPWPWPWPWPW

There's PW everyday.....

Sian. Oh well at least i've managed to complete artemis fowl series.
Quite nice. The artemis is very smart boy O.o

Sian............

-random
GOGS!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009
zomg

zomg
zomg
zomg
zomg
zomg

5min sux............................................................

sianzzor.

Anyway, still waiting for gp. I hope it can get a B. plssssss a B a B a B.
i just need a B T.T
Gp always give out so late.......... i bet ms j is slacking! hahaha

tmw got 3 1h break. Woo time to have some slack. Today is a hungry day. No breaks.

As they say,

a hungry man is an angry man

so hungry people will cause riots and chaos will happen.

LOL.

-random
Fight like man

Monday, September 28, 2009
guoning pawnage

Wah im lagging too much.... i only posted 26 times so far.... my lil bro guoning has posted a whopping 303 times! wow. Look at the symmetry of the number.
Cool.

Hm....
Uhm....
Er....

Kinda boring nowadays you know.
After exams..... Feels like holidays. Hahaha...
Anyway the new timetable is mad.
8H of PW!!!!!

A week zomggggg.

That's mad seriously. There can be no chance of not finishing PW unless we're already starting at ogling those sexy textbooks for next year's A levels. MAd! i tell you.

Its driving me mad too11!!!!
3 1h breaks on thurs and a 20min break of fri and

NO BREAK ON WED!!@!!!!
are we supposed to chomp on ourselves while waiting for assembly to be done on weds???

This is madness i tell you.

And azmi bought stuff for us to eat today!!! This is madness!!!!!!!!!! Cookies are so nice they are driiving me nuts. Too much nuts in cookies!

Im going bananas zomg.

I cant wait for physics. plsplsplsplsplsplpslpsl i must get an A and an overall A! I cant disappoint mrwongjeeeeeeepeeeeeeengggg anymore!

-random
do not run we are your friends

Tuesday, September 1, 2009
t3h p3rf0rm4nc3

Oh well after so many trips to bugis we finally performed for teacher's day..............
I think we were too loud. O.o lol.
If it wasn't me performing i would think the sight would be pretty funny....
mrchua was covering his ears and all the xiao didi and meimei in front all covering their ears also. Those at the gallery too.
They had to close their ears so they can't clap.

lol!

Zzzzz as well....

hahahaah. Good experience i guessed.
Ms j niao me. >.>

i hope i did okay............................................................................................................................

and omg the francis guy dance so dam well for the nobody song.
man i feel like watching the video. O.o

He shake his butt like his butt is not attached to his body!

-random
RAMPAGE!

Sunday, August 23, 2009
Wew

wooots im here to update because finally i got something to talk about....
HMM...........................

i think the niu rou mian jonathan intro the band to at bugis is quite nice! :o
No beeefy smell or beeeefy hard. It taste nice and soft as bak kut teh those kinda meet.
Thought it lacks veges. hehe. But it's still nice!

Ohohohoh and i got this cool headphones that costs $20+++ because i won some sms backwards competition that no1 except sec 1 and 2s participate and zong guo bluffed me and said that many ppl going and then all i see are sec 1 and 2s and lol i won the competition and i won the cool headphones.

Wew. at least i got a headphone which i needed coz my earpiece spoilt. ;o
hahahaha. just in the nick of time.

Hm..... anyway i just say lately in the newspaper that ppl are flaming and angry >:(
that SMRT ppl even catch ppl for eating sweets.

like wtf????

"We want to ensure hygiene and cleanliness"

I didnt knw eating sweets will leave crumbles all over the place, impose on other's well-being and permanently leave the MRT dirty.

=.=

Pls la lame dudes. Plain water and sweets also can't? Seriously, this law thing and what the shit is so inflexible. Typical really. All just die die must obey the rule and catch ppl eating sweets and drink water. Never think about others at all.? Just listen and catch like some pea brains.

Courteous Singapore indeed.

-random
What do you call a terrorists that runs very fast?
Saddam Usain!

HAHAAHAHAHAH

Saturday, July 18, 2009
Minum Air

I read the news lately that SMRT people are catching all who drink and eat on the train.

Including normal plain tap water.

Like wtf? Its just plain water. Its not some slurpee or curry chicken laksa.
I thought the reason for no food and drinks is so that the transport vehicle will be kept clean.

But water? Hello.

It evaporates without leaving stains.

Absurd. Totally.

People travelling from boon lay to pasir ris who take the train are squeezed so tightly with no seats, having to compete with oxygen with others, tortured with noisy mp3s and 3year olds, fighting off BO and they can't even take a sip of water?

Seriously man. Its just H2O. Stainless. Odourless. Colourless. Non-Stick. Sleek.

omgomgomgomg next next wed GG.

-random
Come to my treehouse you can be my friend.

Saturday, June 27, 2009
MJ

Man i was shocked yesterday to see michael jackson passed away.

At 50 only.

Kinda sad. I loved his music. The thriller album was the best. I probably know all the songs. His other later music are nice too, although more sentimental.
Loved his music. The way he dance while seeing... the way he control his voice and how it flows and jumps and almost breaks and not breaks, giving a very strong emotional sound.

I'm still sad. I was always waiting for him to release new albums of great songs.

Sigh... What happened to him? Why did he become like this? He was such a great singer/dancer.

Time to look through Thriller again.

-random
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